Tiger Woods Adulterous Voicemail Remix Song is Catchy Like Syphillis

 Some folks have a lot of time of time on their hands. Some of Tiger's ill-advised and adulterous messages to his 200 mistresses have been remixed into a funky and catchy song.

 

Tiger "Woods of Wisdom" for Gatorade Cool Cartoon Commercials

"A new commercial campaign from Gatorade agency TBWA\Chiat\Day touts a newly reformulated version of Gatorade Tiger with an animated youthful Tiger Woods.

Gatorade Tiger Focus has a new formulation with theanine, which is found naturally in tea, and when combined with advanced hydration and carbohydrates, helps people stay mentally focused. The new product has half the calories of traditional Gatorade Thirst Quencher and 25 percent more electrolytes as well as the added nutrition benefit of a good source (10% Daily Value) of vitamin E.


The spots are executed in Disney-style animation, a la Jungle Book. The wise Grizzly bear, Colonel, who is actually based on Tiger's own father, Earl, is voiced by Samuel L. Jackson."

The spots feature original music composed by Boosty Collins of Parliament Funkadelic fame, and includes voice overs by Tiger's swing coach Hank Haney and caddie Steve Williams."





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"Gatorade Tiger"-Tiger Woods Own Gatorade Brand (Video Commercial)

Tiger Woods inked a deal with Gatorade to launch his own branded sports drink in 2007. This is believed to be Tiger's first beverage endorsement and licensing deal. The “Gatorade Tiger” campaign was rolled out about 2 days ago to be followed by other products, all with flavors reportedly selected by Woods himself. While terms were not disclosed, last month Golfweek magazine said it was a five-year pact that might be worth up to $100 million. Gatorade Tiger has its own YouTube Channel.